Ryan “T-Rex” Garwood

Hometown
the Queen City, Cincinnati Ohio
With the Ship of Fools Since
March 2005
Majors
Aeronautical Engineering/Technology
Favorite Improv Game
185
Number of Zombie Novels Written
1
Dream Super Bowl
Bengals over Packers
Life Plans
get married this summer
Job
Aerospace Engineer 
Fighting Style

ACME Anvil to the head 
Blood Type

O- 
Likes

Buoyancy 
Hobby

Killing Mockingbirds 
Bio

Without a ship, the Ship of Fools is nothing but a foolish prepositional phrase. However, the seven seas were already plagued with lesser pirates and their natural predators, copyright lawyers, so a standard sailing ship would not suffice. Thinking three-dimensionally, the Fools set out into the Ryukhan Desert in search of Ryan, whose ships were the stuff of legend. Ryan crafted them a ship fully equipped with all the amenities yet light enough to be held aloft with a mere three propellers. Impressed, the Fools recruited Ryan to maintain the airship in exchange for a lifetime supply of potable water and anvils.

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