Eric “Beard” Talbert

Born
August 1987
Hometown
Russiavville, IN
Joined
November 2006
Majors
Biochemistry, Microbiology
Minor
Chemistry
Favorite Improv Game
Follow the Leaver
Hobbies
Martial arts, gaming, swing dancing, whiskey appreciation
Life plans
Help people and solve interesting problems.
Job
Disguise Specialist 
Fighting Style

Windmill Genocide 
Blood Type

Unleaded 
Likes

Jean-Claude Van Damme 
Hobby

Photoshopping 
Bio

Somewhat lacking in capacity for covert operations, the Ship of Fools sought out a wizened sage skilled in the arts of deception and concealment, one who was clearly not schooled in ninjutsu (thus avoiding the age old conflict of pirates versus ninjas). Fearing an obvious audition would only invite the worst applicants, we actually pretended to sell lawn gnomes. Only Eric was clever enough to decipher our cryptic ad in the Yellow Pages. One Friday, Beard snuck past our sentries cleverly disguised as part of the inventory and proceeded to commandeer an automobile from the hold before being caught. Fortunately, he chose to remain with the crew to bolster the ranks as another skilled tradesman and con artist.

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