Colin “Long Plank” Reindl

Job
Movie Critic
Fighting Style
Art of the Talon
Blood Type
A
Likes
DVDs
Hobby
Elbow-Dropping Random Passers-By
Bio
As a baby, Colin was left in the woods of southern Germany, where he wasdiscovered and raised by a large mother hawk. Upon reaching the age of 10, he was discovered by a family of tourists driving down the road towards the airport, and was taken to the United States and adopted. He became drawn to movies and soon started a career ripping movies to shreds for fun and profit. His goal is to gain enough notoriety to have a biographical movie made about him: a movie to which he could finally give a five-star review.

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