Stabber of Non-Fools
It’s impolite to ask
Having learned the ancient art of “stabbing people from the darkness” at a very early age, Ashley was a ruthless killing machine capable of so much more killing than her weekly quota. She set off on her own at the age of 18. One afternoon, after a day of ambushing evil muskrats in their lairs, Ashley came upon a strange band of seagoing men. Noticing they had no wench on board their ship, she donned pirates’ clothing and joined the men. Upon boarding the ever-sailing ship, she discovered what a strange group they were, able to pronounce big words like “improvisationalist.” Ashley decided that she would learn their ways and they welcomed this new female-type addition to their jovial comraderie. She has become fiercely loyal to the ship and now handles the perforation of anyone who tries to stop the Ship of Fools.
Ashley “Invoker of Parlay” Kaufman